Last night, Eva LongWhoria snuck out a silent but deadly and Tony Parker had to hold his nose. Sources reported that Tony has confided in them that the couple is redecorating their place because Eva has ass gas so evil that it has peeled all the wallpaper off their mansion. He really believes something large has crawled up her and died. (Anyone seen Marcia Cross lately??)
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Eva giggled, blamed it on all the Mexican food and said "Yeah, but, Tony's so butt fuck ugly he can't get anyone else!" Then she let a massive fart and cleared the room.
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Yes, I do get bored and make shit up. Shrugs.
3 comments:
I'm inclined to think it's the stench of her perfume he hates (plus deodorant, hair products, etc).
Chemical scent overload.
her career crawled up her ass and died...
LMAO!!!
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