Sunday, June 8, 2008

Princess Stinkerpot







This is a good one. Poor Bee Bee the rat. Lissa had seen that film of Miss Tia's dog, Panacea in the swimming pool. She went ape over it and has watched it at least 10 times so far. So while I was getting a quick shower, she decided Bee Bee needed a pool too. So she took off Bee Bees large water bottle and dumped it in the bottom of her cage. OMG, what a mess. Bee Bee is a clean rat, she only poos in one corner and rat poo is just pellets so all I have to do is get a paper towel and swipe out that corner and she's always clean. But, Bee Bee eats constanly so she poos constantly and I hadn't cleaned it today. Yuk. Poor Bee escaped to the top ledge and was pretty pissed. I had to take the whole cage apart and not only that, but, Lissa had lost the water holder in the cage so I had to dig thru wet bedding with rat poo to find it. Ukkkkk. We had a long talk about how Bee Bee is not a dog and does not need a pool, but, does need fresh water. She said she was "sowwy" and wouldn't do it again. No, she'll find something else to do. Sigh.
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She forgot her glasses and I told her that's not good because she's blind without them. So, in the second two pics, she's playing "blind girl." The pop-o-matic is her blind girl stick. What a nice game, huu? Then she spotted some boys across the street and yelled "HEY BOYS, I GOTS A TWUCK!" It worked, they all came over. I heard her out there singing. Guess what song? "Come on a my house, my house a come on..I gonna gib you CAAAAANDY." LMAO, she kills me. She's getting tall and lanky. She has a birthday this month, you know I'll be braggin'.
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Oh, I forgot, she calls tornados "tomados"..I WANNA SEE DA TOMADOS! Me too kid.

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Shes beautiful.....and a kick it sounds like!!!!!

Dirty Disher said...

She cracks me up. I've never met anyone like her.

Anonymous said...

You are a lucky grammy, and she is a lucky kid......

Anonymous said...

She is growing up so fast. And she's hilarious too. My son had a truck like that at one point. He wore it out dumping dirt & rocks out of it.

Anonymous said...

sorry about Bee Bee!!!

she's funny and beautiful and very very smart!

Dirty Disher said...

Yep. All your fault..LOL!

Mother said...

Yes she IS such a pretty girl! Spunky!

Anonymous said...

OMG I adore that first picture! LOL @ playing blind kid and i totally lost it laughing at the song. She's a tv series in the making DD.

Dirty Disher said...

LOL! I think she could pull it off better than Dina Lohan.

Anonymous said...

Beautiful, smart little darling of a girl, really! Don't let anybody tell you any different.

Susan

Anonymous said...

"Come on a my house, I'm gonna give you candy"? OMG! You both kill me! I laughed so loud I scared one of the cats (that'll learn him not to sleep on my desk).

CapriciousCat

Anonymous said...

I cannot believe she's the little flame-haired toddler from the Christmas pix.

She's grown into a fully-baked KID! (and a real doll, at that)

You're a lucky "Dammaw" indeed!

Anonymous said...

she truly is adorable and what a glorious mind she has. I love hearing about her and her days

crystal

Anonymous said...

OMGGGGGGGGGG she's getting so tall Pat.... I love the pic with the crown... a little princess!!!!
Nads