America's favorite dune humper and surf pee-er hasn't changed his party ways just because of a little thing like his girl friend being knocked up. He's been hitting up hot spots in Nicaraqua while Camila Alves is back at the hotel gestating.*
Star source: "He was acting like an out-of-control 18-year-old," claims an eyewitness who was at the bar. "He already seemed to be drunk when he arrived alone, and he only got worse from there on. He was putting the make on every woman in his path, throwing his arms around them and trying to kiss them, and trying to dirty-dance with a few out on the floor. But he was a mess, slurring his words and stumbling around."A few minutes after he finally left the bar, someone found him searching through a sewage ditch outside. When they asked him what he was doing, he mumbled, 'I've lost my flip-flops!'"
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Lost your flip flops?! In a sewage ditch? How hot is this guy? Call me when you have photos of him brushing his teeth in your bird bath.
4 comments:
gawd! what a backwoods pig.
he is suuuuch a stoner, it's not even funny. You should hear him rave about it. w/e...big shock huh? NOT!~ In Dazed & Confused that wasn't just a prop they were smoking!
I feel sorry for Camilla (?) and the baby! Because not far down the road she's gonna wonder what she got them into.
I'm not a fan of Camilla but i feel sorry for her it's no picnic living with a guy who refuses to grow up and is a drunk and stoner on top of it all. Sad thing is because of this kid she and the child will forever be tied to him in one way or another, even if they aren't togather as a couple. Only the dilluded who actually think they will be together forever anyway.
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