So, a gorilla and a monkey walk into this bar, see?
And the monkey says to the gorilla "I'm little and whiny so I'm the cute one." And the gorilla says "No, I have the beedonk and I'm screwing Reggie Bush, so I'M the cute one." Get it? Yeah...me neither.
Kourtney IS the cute one! Kim is big but doesn't look awful. Just her huge ass. Her boobs are drooping tho! She needs a swimsuit with a bra type top for support. They are both young, let it be. They need to enjoy the bikini years, they don't last very long!
That reminds me of a joke I heard this morning on the radio: One pirate says to the other, "there's a steering wheel in your groin!" The other one says, "aarrhh, it's driving me nuts!"
Sorry, couldn't help myself. I figured, why not, it's just about as funny as the Kardashians.
I agree with meluvslameluvit!..!!! They look great! Kim is not fat, and Kourtney actually looks really fit! Does EVERY woman need to weigh 90 pounds for people to think we're hot???
I have to admit, these girls look fine to me, except for the trashy sexy expressions they always have plastered on their faces and Kim's arse is too big. Even so, their bodies are much nicer than the scrawny, eating disorder girls that are out there. But what is it again they exactly DO??? Sexy doesn't last forever. Hope you have a back-up plan my dears. BTW I too think Kourtney is cuter.
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Tootie frootie - big bootie!!
"Whomp-bobba-loo-bomp-balomp-bam-boom!!"
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I think they look healthy, not a bad thing, you want to blow your eyes out? I'll put on a bikini and you'll never see again!
Why are they famous, again?
Kourtney IS the cute one! Kim is big but doesn't look awful. Just her huge ass. Her boobs are drooping tho! She needs a swimsuit with a bra type top for support. They are both young, let it be. They need to enjoy the bikini years, they don't last very long!
That reminds me of a joke I heard this morning on the radio: One pirate says to the other, "there's a steering wheel in your groin!" The other one says, "aarrhh, it's driving me nuts!"
Sorry, couldn't help myself. I figured, why not, it's just about as funny as the Kardashians.
CapriciousCat
I agree with meluvslameluvit!..!!!
They look great! Kim is not fat, and Kourtney actually looks really fit! Does EVERY woman need to weigh 90 pounds for people to think we're hot???
I have to admit, these girls look fine to me, except for the trashy sexy expressions they always have plastered on their faces and Kim's arse is too big. Even so, their bodies are much nicer than the scrawny, eating disorder girls that are out there. But what is it again they exactly DO??? Sexy doesn't last forever. Hope you have a back-up plan my dears.
BTW I too think Kourtney is cuter.
Susan
CapriciousCat,
I'm lovin' that joke! I needed the laff. Thank you! Good one!!!
you guys are nuts. Kim KardASSian has a beautiful face. The other tanned one is not (as) cute.
My views of these Kunts is not based on their looks. They look fine..they are mean rotten selfish crabbie creepy people.
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