Douche bags, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are in talks with MTV execs to air their nuptials in a live telecast.**********
Of, course they are. Nary a world holiday can pass without these two bird shit brained whores dressing up as everything from the Easter Bunny to a Cinco De Mayo skeletor in a bikini. I want to do the speech at their wedding. "People who video shit house walls, roll their shit in little balls..people who view the shit sans wit, eat those little balls of shit." If anyone here has reason to believe these two should not be joined, speak now or forever...HOLY SHIT, STAMPEDE!
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I would rather have an enema of broken glass & lemon juice than to watch their wedding!
OUCH!
someone come to my house & stab me in my eyes if I even THINK about watching that sh**!!! But it would just be for laffs, you understand? We could have a Speidi Wedding Crashers party and just make fun of them & laff the entire time. But nobody cares enough to bother and they just don't get it. Pays to be them tho! It's a sham and we will probably find out someday who hired them out to do all this and that they are actually related.
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