Mayer had a little fun with the paps as he was seen leaving a pharmacy with a bag that said "Experimental Human Growth Hormone — 2x Daily.'' If paps follow you all day, it makes more sense to have some fun with them than throw hissy fits. But, did John hire someone to say this to OK?...
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“John is good in bed,” a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter says. “Not just good, but sensational. Every girl I know who has slept with John says it was the best sex of their life. I’m not sure what exactly he does in bed, but after girls sleep with him, they’re ruined. They get totally hung up on him and want more! Whatever John’s secret is, he should market it. He could retire from the music industry.”
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Oh, come on, no one's that good..who's he think he is, Sam Ronson?
Oh, come on, no one's that good..who's he think he is, Sam Ronson?
7 comments:
Mayer works overtime on messing with the paps. Same with that big giant shlong/fab sex thing. He needs a good psychiatrist b4 he wears himself out.
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I agree with you anon 8 :59! I calling bullshit on him "having some fun with the paps"! Just admit that you're picking up YOUR pills! We forgive you Sissypants! I'm also calling bullshit on the "sensational" in bed crap! Whip cream, feathers & spankins aren't "sensational", they're just more work than the usual Hollywood jerk is willing to do. That's what sets him apart. Silly, yes! Sensational, doubtful!
Of course he's messing with us. I agree with dd and I might do something similar if I were hounded like he is - and the paps call out the stupidest questions.
Dumb, intrusive people in your face and belongings every time you leave your house.......sounds like my mother.
Your mother..LMAO! Gwad, my readers crack me up.
He probably doesnt look in the mirror while he fucks them and thats abnormal in Hollywood.
mm: Giant shlong? Ur killin' me Smalls!
Uh, these really aren't my Valtrex pills............I'm just messin with you guys! HA HA, I'm so funny & so cool! I have nothing else to do in the world but fuck with the "paps" & start rumors that I'm great in the sack. (Ok, I believe he IS messin with us on that one!)
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