Monday, June 23, 2008

A tale of two twats


Sienna Miller is only hugging Keira Knightley because Keira threatened to use her chin as a guillotine and chop Sienna's head clean off. But, first she would painfully shred Miller's face with the cheese grater collar bone. Keira's mother is very upset that people think her daughter is anorexic. Then feed the bitch some fried chicken! And see if you can buy her some talent..err, I mean a milkshake.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Look out. The Keira freaks will be after you.

Anonymous said...

I have never understood whats supposed to be so beautiful about KK.

Corina said...

I love keira! She was too skinny for awhile, but she seems to be looking good. She was gorgeous in Atonement!

Anonymous said...

buy her a couple of frappes.

I thought she was pretty in Love Actually.

Atonement sucked btw. not that she was bad in it. thot it was bullshit that they made it out to be a "love story".

Anonymous said...

don't worry crabbie, the haters from your blog won't attack DD. They are afraid of 'girls'.

Corina said...

you had to read the book to "get" the movie

Anonymous said...

anon 8:45 if you start something with DD it's you who better think twice if you think that woman can't take care of herself.

I thought she looked pretty in Love Actually too pissy.

Anonymous said...

okay. maybe I'll check out the book. Books are always, always better than the movie.