Michael Lohan surprised Lindsay the other day by telling her she has another sister! That's right, Michael fathered a daughter by the some woman dumb enough to sleep with him and the kid is 13. Michael says the girl looks like a cross between Lindsay and her brother, Kody. I guess that means she has shaggy red hair, freckles and can make armpit farts. Holy crap! Ali Lohan is going to have to go to rehab when Dina grabs the new kid for her reality shit and gets her a recording contract singing show tunes to a rap beat!
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Is this true? Wow! Truly a more eff'd up family than we had imagined. I know ppl that has this in their family and they didn't even divorce! I wonder how he has been paying child support? From Lilo cash? Isn't this new kid just about the same age as Lilo's little sister? Insane! Not shocking just crazy.
it would be funny if this kid actually has talent and zooms past Ali & Linds and gets famous! Michael will see to it! He needs the money!
How special could she be if she's not Dina's kid? We all know full-blown (pardon the pun) stars drop out of Dina's uterus all the time.
CapriciousCat
...no wonder The Blow is so messed up. Truly awful parents - they continuously outdo each other for trashiness
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