I just thought these were funny. There's tons of them if you're bored enough to stalk his cum covered site. Really, Mario? Maybe if you dropped 60 pounds and got plastic surgery. And stopped wearing Elvis capes. Not that Perez is fug, but, come on!
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I need to stop talking about him, really. But, he IS a celeb now. Today he had a line on a possible breakup between Sam Ronsan and The Blow. It said "Drama in dykeville!" How the hell can a fruit salad at a homo picnic write shit like that? Be a man, Perez..even in pink..be a man.
I need to stop talking about him, really. But, he IS a celeb now. Today he had a line on a possible breakup between Sam Ronsan and The Blow. It said "Drama in dykeville!" How the hell can a fruit salad at a homo picnic write shit like that? Be a man, Perez..even in pink..be a man.
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Jealous much?
Hi Mario.
The fat azz, fugly, Queen thinks waaaay too highly of himself. btw, DD! You needed to put cum on his face or the side of his mouth. Just like the nasty, piece of shit does to others. euuuuuuu! he's so gross.
Never mind^ I see that you did put cum on Perez's fug face but you are way too Conservative with the cum. euuuuuuuuuu! Perez grosses me out.
I dont know why, but the phrase "way to conservative with the cum" cracked me up.....
He's more desperate for fame than anyone he calls Famewhore. Last I read his site, (2-3 months ago) he had stopped accusing others of famewhoring, I suppose because they were so pathetic at it compared to him.
Boooorrrring guy.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank goodness posters here don't comment like perez's commenters...here we can converse and become friends...there everyone screams FIRST!!!!!!!!
he has indeed become a famewhore...BIGGEST (pun intended) famewhore around...it's no longer about promoting his blog, now he has a 'fashion line', tv show, radio spots, etc...
and how objective can you be when you meet the celebs you blog about?
he needs to sponsor a glory hole at his favorite bath house...
FIRST!!!
What? I'm not??? Oh, Miss Tia beat me to it!!
Loved your post Miss Tia!
I used to visit Mr. Perez months ago but have to agree that I now find his site very boring and while I'm not against self-promoting, Mario just seems to have crossed the line to the point that I find him too boring and self-serving. Plus the fact that he is so "famous" now, I doubt it is even him posting have the time..
Susan
Duh, I meant "half" the time.
Susan
here's what I just posted as a comment on eveil beet, thought it would fit here as well.....
Perez Hilton gives gay men, bloggers, Americans, & the Human Race in general a bad name, to say the least. If I wanted to see such sycophantic behavior, I’d watch myself try to kiss my own ass in the mirror & be more satisfied & entertained than I would be while reading his inane shit. He tries so hard to be witty, intelligent, catty, etc. & fails more times than Paris Hilton has tried to get a clean STD test result. Sloppy Joe’s? YUM & APPRECIATED! Perez’s interminable drawings of white dots in nostrils? LAME & DATED!!!! Beet is the best, yet if you are looking for a boi blogger, check out D-Listed. Almost as funny as Beet, infintely better than Perez (but then again, that’s not saying much).
P.S. oh & I completely forgot to mention, even sadder than Perez & his blatant inner-forever-insecure-fat-child writing, are the hundreds of people that probably sit in front of their computers all night, hitting refresh over & over just so they can have the extreme honor of leaving a comment to one of his tepid posts “first.” There are no words for the pity I feel for these people
& yes, my friend Flo is coming soon, so I’m a bit more emotional & expressive than usual…. sorry.
11TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First of all, I thought you were kidding about the cum covered website. But no, he really draws in semen all over everything. Gross. I ended up needing a shower after I visited his site.
Second, I wish I could borrow his 'magic glasses'. I'm sure I'd see Gisele Bundchen staring back at me in the mirrow.
and 3rd....
I totally agree with Miss P. His outer fat is just expressing his inner fat insecurity. That's because he was such a fat sweaty bitch in high school that no one would hang out with him but the drama crew and a few band members.** But at least he had friends by then. When he was in mid high, the tortured him / did bad 'things' to him. When he was in elementry school, he ate glue. Alot of glue. And when he was a baby, his parents beat the shit out of him regularly cuz he was such an ugly little beast.
* just playing to all drama crew and band members.
FIRST! I didn't draw cun on him..he did it. FIIIIIIIIIIIRST!
Uh, cum.
my daughter is visiting LA & wanted to go by the coffee shop that he calls his "office". I said..."do you think he still sits there all day?" she said "He does!"...I just told her he's a loser. But I also know she didn't try to find him. She's young & still likes his site. I can't figure it out. There's nothing there except stuff about him. & you guys are all right. He can't be objective about celebs he's mentioning, for fear he won't get an interview next time he asks! O r he won't be invited to thier night club shin-digs. He is so ova. *yawn*
"perez is not fug"
WTF?!?!
he looks like a warthog. he is so gross looking!!!
seriously.
imagine running into him in the street; he would be the ugliest person you saw that day!
Oh! so this is the Pig's own drawing of Cum on his face. Why so Conservative with the Cum? pigez? Jennifer Aniston always has tons but Angelina always has a Halo on her head. pfffft. Ugly Fag.
that halo shit is nuts! What has she done to warrant that? The woman is very clearly a huge bitch. Does he think she will like him? Be his buddy? His BFF? Pullleeezzz!!!!!! he must have a gay crush on her manly voice. He is such a wannabe. It's laughable.
"theugliest person you saw that day"!!! and "magic glasses" LMAO!!! Good ones you guys are very clever today! I love it!
I know I'm sick..I still think he's pudgy cute.
Uhhh, I mean HIM, not his site.
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