Mike Myers (on Timberlakes package in The Love Guru)..He said: "What is amazing about the Speedo is that they have to do a lot ofspecial effects to reduce the size." * Bullshit, that's Lance Bass stuffed in there.
Seen Don't Mess W/the Zohan yet? Stuff yer junk & make a movie. I wanna puke all over those dick-obsessed freaks. They think women are mezmerizedddddddd at the size of their penis.
Okay, I'm just going to put this out this out there.
I have an "acquaintance" who, shall we say... "spent a little time" with Mr. Timberlake during his boy band days. I know they were together because I did see them leave a party together. (Did I see anything more? Nah, but I believe her)
Anyway, according to her report, his penis was smaller than Jude Law's. (We've all seen the photos showing JL with an erect 1.5"er) It was so small the condom fell off. Twice.
Mike Myers (on Timberlakes package in The Love Guru)..He said: "What is amazing about the Speedo is that they have to do a lot ofspecial effects to reduce the size."
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maybe he borrowed jessica biel's for the day?
Why didn't they just tell him to take the sock out?
CapriciousCat
Seen Don't Mess W/the Zohan yet? Stuff yer junk & make a movie. I wanna puke all over those dick-obsessed freaks. They think women are mezmerizedddddddd at the size of their penis.
throwfuckingup.
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THIS is the package John Mayer pretends to have!
Bleech. From the pictures I am guessing this is a documentary about his life behind the airbrushed ex-boyband persona?
Okay, I'm just going to put this out this out there.
I have an "acquaintance" who, shall we say... "spent a little time" with Mr. Timberlake during his boy band days. I know they were together because I did see them leave a party together. (Did I see anything more? Nah, but I believe her)
Anyway, according to her report, his penis was smaller than Jude Law's. (We've all seen the photos showing JL with an erect 1.5"er) It was so small the condom fell off. Twice.
So that settles the "sock" debate, at least IMO.
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