According to wags, Madonna isn't the only one headed to divorce court..Kelli Carpenter and Rosie O’Donnell seem to be having problems and may have split. I hope Kelli had a lez-nup. There isn't enough money in existence to make me sit around and listen to Rosie's big grouchy ass all day. Rosie and Madonna are buddies, maybe they can cry on each others broad shoulders. Kelli..make sure you get the house!
Monday, June 30, 2008
Trouble in paradise?
According to wags, Madonna isn't the only one headed to divorce court..Kelli Carpenter and Rosie O’Donnell seem to be having problems and may have split. I hope Kelli had a lez-nup. There isn't enough money in existence to make me sit around and listen to Rosie's big grouchy ass all day. Rosie and Madonna are buddies, maybe they can cry on each others broad shoulders. Kelli..make sure you get the house!
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I know Gays want to get Married now too and I totally Respect that but Honestly! I think No one should get Married these days. Over 60% of all Marriages end up in Divorce, It's not working!
After High School I took two years off to make money for college. Working at an oil pipe and drill facility in Texas I got to meet a lot of roughnecks. One in particular left me astounded. SHE looked just like Rosie. She cursed and spit and dipped Copenhagen (fine cut, none of that pussy bandit bagged shit). Her truck was filthy all the time and smelled of oil and take out food. I know that somewhere in the universe something farted and tilted the natural order of things, creating this woman and Rosie O'Donnel.
Rosie is an angry lez. a mean, very angry lez. She wouldn't make good company. I'd be gettin' out too!
gee. that's. a shocker.
I say we give Kelli a medal for hanging in as long as she has. Rosie scares me. Imagine waking up first thing in the morning and seeing that face. Imagine having to deal with Rosie when she's drunk and sloppy. Imagine having to listen to Rosie day and night when she's worked up about something (I suspect this happens a LOT). Imagine having to see Rosie nekked. Imagine having to...okay, I'm going to stop myself now before I lose my dinner :(
CapriciousCat
so you reckon madge (madonna) and rosie might become an item next? in our real world that could happen.
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