Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Underwood has gas

Carrie says, “I don’t consider myself sexy…I’m kind of a nervous person in general. I’m socially awkward. I’m not tall and sensuous. I usually wear sweats everywhere I go. Oh, and I burp a lot.”
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Ohhhhhhhh, now I get why Jessica Simpson is so jealous of her. It's not the neo-country queen title or the fact that Carrie has seen Tony Romo's weener...it's the belching! Jessica was the Queen of gas 'till this bitch came along. Poor Jessica, she can't keep anything.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cute pink top!!! Can't wait to get my copy in the mail!!! She's stupid tho. I don't, won't listen to country music so I've never heard her sing. Not a typical Cosmo cover pic, she looks cute and not so sexy. I might like her after I read the mag. How short is she? & did Romo dump her to be with Jessica? I hate men! How mean. Any opportunity to "trade up" and they jump on it! Dumbasses.

Dirty Disher said...

I think he traded down. Not that either one of them is intersting.

Anonymous said...

yea, but I hate Tom Brady waaaay more!!! He's the biggest jerk-off ever!

Anonymous said...

I respected her decision after the whirlwind first year of american idol rounds she went back to university and took the couple classes she needed to graduate with her degree. Her comments at the time were along the lines of, who says this will last a lifetime (singing & money) and she wasn't going to throw away nearly 4 years of studying. I thought that was a mature outlook.

Wether you like country music or not, the woman can really sing!

I didn't think she was that short though, unless Bo Bice is on the short side, just thinking about them stood side by side on the show.

(just looked it up she's supposedly 5'4)