Wednesday, June 11, 2008

What did Kendra give Hef for his 82nd birthday?

"I molded my ass, so I could call it ‘chocolate starfish.’ It was white chocolate, and I put a dark chocolate little thing right in the middle. "
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Yeah, because Hef has never seen an ass before. UH, UH , UH, UH.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well that was pretty original - mannnnn lol.

Anonymous said...

Or a very subtle way of telling him what she REALLY thinks of him...

Anonymous said...

She is just dumb, dumb, dumb.

Anonymous said...

And the sad thing is her mom probably thought it was cute. (Ever watch any episode with her mom in it?)

Dirty Disher said...

Yeah, have you noticed her mom and Posh's mom are dead ringers?

Anonymous said...

Yeah, have you noticed her mom and Posh's mom are dead ringers?

EWWW! Really DD? That ain't good news for any man that marries them and plans on spending the rest of their life with them! Dayum! David...I am here for ya' babe!

DD you gotta do a side-by-side pic thingy of them. I gotta see that!

Anonymous said...

Did i miss understand that she made a while chocolate ass and put a reg chocolate blop in the middle? As in poop?

Dirty Disher said...

As in asshole, I think. Yeah I will do a side by side of the moms. They are twins. I swear.

Anonymous said...

Nothing says love like a mold of your asshole in the midst of a crap.

There's something wrong with a woman "dating" a man who could be her great-grandfather.

Anonymous said...

Molded what "ass"??? She has NO ass at all!

Anonymous said...

That is without a doubt THE grossest gift ever!

Anonymous said...

she's smarter than we are, imagine having some millionaire, who's NOT your dad give you full access to his fame and fortune, even though you have made it very obvious that he makes your skin crawl. Dumber than a rake, fake everything and no personality.

Me thinks Hef needs to start recruitin' new ho's...

Anonymous said...

LOL, what a gross image. Poor hef wont ever be able to eat chocolate again. Do you think hef really screws these girls? Imagine he just does the show for image. Has to be tired of barbie dolls at his age. Hell Iam 42 and cant think plastic girls like her are worth the time. Rather screw the chocolate ass then here that twit talk!

Anonymous said...

Has Hef EVER dated anyone with brains?

Anonymous said...

Despite what people think of Hef, he really is a smart man. A person who made a difference in both Women's Rights and Civil Rights.

Anonymous said...

All that peroxide killed the last functioning brain cell in this moron's head.

Anonymous said...

Smart? I wouldn't want to be standing beside him on judgement day. Not for me to judge, but just sayin...