Tuesday, June 10, 2008

What's his name changed his name..again


Puffy, Muffy, Puff Daddy, Puff Diddy, Diddy, P. Diddy, Sean John, Doody, Bug Fuck..has changed his name again. “They call me Puff Daddy…he’s back. Yeah, you heard me right—I said Puff Daddy. I’m about to back on that Puff Daddy shit.”
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Is it alright if I just call you Worthless Untalented Big Mouthed Ho Bag Dog Fur Wearing Attention Whore Skank Bag? I'll shorten it to "Puff-Tard."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

how about Muff Daddy?

Anonymous said...

Good one, misstia!
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This latest name change proves once again that everything eventually comes full circle, be it good, bad or indifferent. When SJC first became famous as a rapper/entrepreneur, he was known as "Puff Daddy".

Here's a bit of trivia: Over the years and through all the name changes and various incarnations, Whats-his-face's inner-circle of sycophants and hangers-on have always referred to him by his original childhood nickname, "Puffy" or "Puff".

He was given the nickname because whenever he was upset he "puffed up" the space between his nose and upper lip. (he'll never admit that-- Although he likes his nickname/s... he hates it's genesis)

Anonymous said...

How about Puff the Magic Turd?

Dishy: "Worthless Untalented Big Mouthed Ho Bag Dog Fur Wearing Attention Whore Skank Bag? "... geez. for a sec, I thought you were describing perez.

Anonymous said...

Misstia- Don't you think Muff Daddy is a little too complimentary?

:)

Anonymous said...

"Mouf breever Daddy" hows that?

Anonymous said...

"Lizard King", look at that ridiculous get up for a "designer" ick

this is just more proof that perhaps God doesn't love me, look who he takes care of! this idiot is so rich that he has actually purchased fame with money he was paid for not being talented!