Khloe Kardashian turned 24 last night (they celebrated at Pure)..she and the sister hos are still fluffing their feathers over who's the cute Whoredashian. Khloe: “I don’t want to always be known as the funny sister. I want to be the sexy, smart and funny sister!” “I’m much taller than my sisters,” says Khloe. “They’re proportioned, but people don’t realize they’re petite.”
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Petite means short. Fuck ya if you think it means tiny and cute..it means you're practically a dwarf and no one thinks it's cute anymore. I should know. Kim looks like an overfed goldfish who's about to go belly up in the bowl and that "petite" one is just begging me to fly to Vegas and kick her in the face for her continuous whining. Kourtney doesn't even know how to talk. It's all about whine, whine, whine. PLEASE....for the love of my sanity..let me smack her a good one right in the kisser!
Petite means short. Fuck ya if you think it means tiny and cute..it means you're practically a dwarf and no one thinks it's cute anymore. I should know. Kim looks like an overfed goldfish who's about to go belly up in the bowl and that "petite" one is just begging me to fly to Vegas and kick her in the face for her continuous whining. Kourtney doesn't even know how to talk. It's all about whine, whine, whine. PLEASE....for the love of my sanity..let me smack her a good one right in the kisser!
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Khloe' has lightened her hair. It looks nice. It distances her from the other girls. She has big feet. She's a big girl but not fat. Kim is just fat! Kourtney is pretty and is smaller. But they all kinna look the same in the big picture. Whats their purpose again?
You have small, large and fucking gargantuan!! Look at those feet....cripes..she's big enough, but what if she's like a dog and grows into those paws?!?!
I'm thinking...get that GD heel outta that cushion!!! You stupid mo-fo!!!
i think the littlest one---on the left in the pix--looks the best...
but how narcistic of them all to want to be declared the cute one!!! that's like a 7 year old's mentality...
Big boobs, big asses, big thighs, big shoulders, small stature, small brains.. Big deal...these girls bore me to death.
Susan
It's kind of like Goldilocks and the Three Bears, isn't it? This one is too big...this one is too small...this one is...holy hell, what a huge ass! Let's say we just feed all three of them to the bears and be done with it.
CapriciousCat
i dont get why they all look so different..?
they all look like they're from different countries and have different fathers. is that the case?
(dont watch them so have no idea)
OH my gosh, you are hilarious! I just love this site. Keep up the good work! Love your sense of humor!
in her case, i think petite means runt of the litter of selfish airheaded pigs
I don't care what they say or do. My only knowledge of these girls is that they are known for her sister getting pissed-on by Ray-J, and for being step-sisters to a former olympic gold medalist (good job Bruce).
Actually Bruce Jenner is their step father and father to their 2 smaller 1/2 sibling sisters. Who also look like these girls. The mom must be Lebanese or something as well. Robert Kardashian (their dead father, a defense attorney and BFF of OJ Simpson) was Armenian. So, I think the girls def took after his side of the family in the way they look. But since the little sisters also look dark & ethnic, I believe the mom, who is dark & ethnic looking must be of some foreign heritage. Bruce Jenner looks f'g scary now with his windblown face ala' all his face lifts!! He seems to merely tolerate all these women.
I am I the only one who does not believe she is only 24? where is her birth certificate? She looks older than Kim. How old is Kourtney?
Kourtney is just as tall sitting down as the midget is standing up!! Too funny... Kym's ass probably weighs her down and takes a few inches off her height.
Is this picture stretched? I am not believeng the size of those feet. NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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