Saturday, July 5, 2008

Andy's still convinced he's hot

Andy Baldwin couldn't be outdone by ex girl friend, Marla Maples..so Andy painted on some red white and blue kini pannies and also frolicked with an American flag towel just like Marla had. He's going to put on his tight kinky rubber suit and go diving for some sea cucumbers. And the sea fills with vomit. Suck it in, you little twat. Gawd, isn't there any real male hottness to post this summer? Doesn't Johnny Depp ever hit the beach?

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You must be tired, DD. You're forgetting the lovely photo you posted of David "He's Mine" Duchovny the other week.

Just consider yourself lucky this Baldwin critter hasn't attracted Tommy Girl out onto the beach. Shudder!!!

CapriciousCat

Anonymous said...

Is there something I'm missin here? He looks hot to me!

Anonymous said...

I think he looks ridiculous.
NO man is hot enough to sport that laughable banana hammock.. (though it might be fun in the bedroom!)

Anyway, just my opinion of course, but most men don't need (nor want) to draw attention to their "package" in public.

As for Depp, he hits the beach occasionally... usually south of france-- but he's always wearing over-sized, long trunks.

Anonymous said...

Johnny Depp can't go to the beach in California, they have a no-smoking rule.

Anonymous said...

That's andy baldwin?

Anonymous said...

That "package" looks pretty puny to me! The rest looks hunky enough.

Anonymous said...

So...I can see the F(l)ag, but where in the HELL is the pole?
Chilly water...I'm just sayin'
Air Kisses to all,
Nellyboy