Saturday, July 12, 2008

Anyone need a job? Must like kids and Divas

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are looking for a nanny. Seriously. They've had three and they all walked out because Jen wants them to work 16 hour days with no day off. That's the bad part..the good part is, it pays almost $10 grand a month! I love how Marc Anthony and the Lo claimed they took care of the twins themselves and had no help. Then this nanny offer is leaked. Marc's mother was living with them too, to help them cope. It wasn't enough. Sources close to them have let it slip that J-Lo is freaked out when the babies cry and she doesn't know how to stop them. She thinks her own children hate her. She's overwhelmed and stressed. I don't know about you, but, this is like the best news of the day. It almost makes me like her. I WOULD like her, if she'd just admit it. I'd like to know one person who hasn't thought their kid hated them and they sucked at parenting at 4 am when they're covered in vomit and their ears are ringing from the shrieks. J-Lo might be human after all.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

if the kids are smart they WILL hate her! :)

how fucking far from reality are you when you want someone to work 16 hour days and no days off?? she needs to get one of those illegal immigrants like that one family had---and the husband/wife got sentenced to jail for slavery....then maybe j-lo can go to jail too!

Anonymous said...

For this kind of slavery the diva bitch should pay more. But hey she's well known to be cheap.

Anonymous said...

"J-Lo might be human after all."

Doubtful.

CapriciousCat

Anonymous said...

Do we have the next Shitney ( train wreck ) on our hands. lol! WTF? do or did these bitches think? that having kids was like playing with dolls. They are Not Accessories. Most of us do not even have the Luxury of having a Fucking Nanny! Welcome to the Real World, J-Hoe.

Anonymous said...

Strangeness re: this story... First of all, when you have the financial means of these two, you don't hire a garden-variety "nanny" for your FOUR MONTH-OLD TWINS; You hire a professional baby nurse-- not some star-struck, wet-behind-the-ears, glorified babysitter.

I apologize to any of you who are either nannies themselves, or perhaps know people who are-- but I've employed nannies of the "LA" ilk and temperament, and for the most part they're just tragic. And those were the good ones the agency sent over!

JLo is worth over 100 million... she could afford an ENTIRE TEAM of professional RN's specially-trained in infant care to care for her twins...

1- Nannies walking out? Problem solved.

2- 24/7, round-the-clock care? Problem solved.

Or is that just too easy?

Anonymous said...

If she makes them work 80+ hour weeks, 10K a month is crap. That's assuming she gives them the weekends off, again doubtful.

Anonymous said...

I agree...those nannies left because they hated the job. Go figure.