Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Ashley.....Lohan?


This is Ashley, the 13 year old alleged daughter of Michael Lohan. Sigh..the kid has a crown on her head and a trophy in her hand. What's that tell you? After announcing his secret daughter to the press, now Michael says he's not sure, he was only with her mom twice and might be being "snowballed." I have no idea what he means by that. He seems to act like the word snowball has no nasty slang implications too and he was in prison so he can fuck right off with that horseshit. All the Lohans are liars and attention whores. Is this another ploy by Michael to get press? Is it a ploy by the little illegitimate beauty queen's mom to get press? It's a mystery. Get a DNA test you lazy kid whoring pukes! When ask about her "sister" Lindsay said "Shut the fuck up about that shit." Exactly.
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Good luck, little girl..you are going to need it.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, ick. I had to look up "snowballing." And watching this practice is exciting to men why?

Anonymous said...

so...please explain. i dont wanna google it. whats it mean? this child doesnt look like the other girls. not thats a bad thing tho.

Amy said...

Watching this practice? I thought men were intimately involved in it. Anyway the kid sorta looks like the dad but not like Lindsay much. So who knows.

Anonymous said...

WTH are you guys talking about!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for the 13 year old too.

But she's probably had experience with attention whores/narcissists since that's likely what her mom is. (They tend to stick to their own kind when they're not making normal people useful to them.)

Anonymous said...

My gosh but she's a sweetheart, DD, so cute! Maybe she should disown them both.