I swear, I thought that was Heidi-Ho, but, it's Scarlett Johansson. She talks about her engagment to Ryan Reynolds...*
Scar-Jo: “I’ve always been in monogamous relationships. … Monogamy can be hard work for some people. I don’t think it applies to everybody, and I don’t think a lot of people can do it.”
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Of course not. YOU'RE the only person who can do it. You be so awesome. Hmm..trying to think of things I'd rather do than marry Ryan Reynolds..set my hair on fire and try to pee upside down, drink from the toilet, shave my cat and make a sweater from the fur, french kiss Amy Winehouse's open sores, dig a swimming pool with a tea spoon in August....oh, so many choices.
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How would she know anything about monogamy? Isn't Woody Allen her BFF or boyfriend or something? I mean doesn't that tell you something??? Eee-Gads!
YOU FREAKIN' KRAK ME UP, DD!!!!!!!!!
OH-those "things you'd rather do"!!
FUNNIERTHANHELL.
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Photoshop, anyone? Crikey, whose body is her head atop?
uhmm, Dishy, would you really rather french kiss Amy's open sores?
that's quite a girdle.
OMG, Dish... you were kidding about that "I thought that was Heidi-ho' stuff, right? I mean, it's "Cosmo-fucking-politan" magazine... NOT "US Weekly".
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