Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Blake has a new skanker

While Amy Winehouse decided not to show up for her husbands sentencing, this skank did. Sophie Shandorff, 21, is a German model and her wubs her some Blake Civil Fielder-Winerun junkieness. They were seen mouthing "I love you" to each other in the court room. You got yourself a real winner, model chick. Nothing's sexier than a guy who cheats on his wife while incarcerated. I saw cheating prisoners all the time when I worked in the joint, it cracked me up. Like, chick, grow a brain..this dude is locked up, not you. And if you can't LOCK A GUY UP and make him faithful, whatcha gonna do? Wanking to other girls photos IS safe sex though. When will Amy dump this loser?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

she's sort of pretty....why is she hanging with blake, incarcerated?? does he have unicorns coming out of his dick or what?

Anonymous said...

OUCHY!!! Unicorns coming outta where? Going into what? That makes me cringe. Thats not a good sexual reference!

Anonymous said...

whats she got to cry about? She's 21 years old for crissakes. She's so young & stupid. Youth is truly wasted on the young!

Anonymous said...

i was on the phone whilst typing...i'm not a good multi-tasker....i was implying blake, incarcerated must have a magic dick....

Anonymous said...

DD You rock! I work at Leavenworth. Always see these young girls visiting the inmates and wonder why. What can they offer? End up just disgusted with them. Sorry I could go on a tirade but I will stop.

Anonymous said...

Amy should have dumped Blake a long time ago. He left her, she became successfull - oh look who's back!
Blake wants Amy's money. Nothing else. He is a junkie and he would do everything for money.

Dirty Disher said...

Tell us tales of Leavenworth, Bill. Man, I'll bet you have some stories for Sundays!

Anonymous said...

i want to hear about Leavenworth too! Who is in there now that we would know about? Any famous crooks you have dealt with? I love crime stuff. You can't leave us hangin' Bill!!!! Tell us EVERYTHING!!!

All I know about Leavenworth is the 2 guys that Truman Capote wrote about got sent there. Didn't he have a sexual affair with Barry while he was in prison?

Anonymous said...

She looks like a cross between Kiki Dunst & Fishstick.

Anonymous said...

OOooo, yes! Leavenworth! Gangsters, Nazis, serial killers... all mixed together in the Hot House!
Now *there's* some history!

Tell us about the ghosties roaming the place late at night! There must be some...