Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Britney looking pretty

Britney just had her first overnight visit with her little boys since she was taken on a stretcher to the nut ward. She's doing better, I guess. She's also going to do another music awards performance this year. Duur, like those boring awards assholes want us to think her disaster wasn't the best thing that happened at that boring show in eons. If they're lucky she'll show up naked and pee on the stage. She looks good here..but, right after this she climbed in a car and shot poon. She had white pannies on, but, they scrunched up revealing that she is no longer a poon shaver. Really? You think having the cooter of a 12 year old isn't in anymore? Look to Hollywood for cootche fads and fashion, eh?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

you think 12 year olds aren't "mature" down there? Most girls that age have already had their period! I was 11. I know girls that were 9! It's awful to think that you will spend most of your life having Aunt P visit every month! I'm old now and Aunt P still hasn't figured out to go home & stay there!

Anonymous said...

she does look nice in this pic, kinda bewildered but cute.

Anonymous said...

so get pregnant and breast fed. Or get an IUS and quit bitching.

And for 'trends' down there: look at porn.

Anonymous said...

bewildered...yep, anon 10:58 nailed it!

Anonymous said...

what's up with the big weird scar on her wrist

Anonymous said...

Seen the pics, whats the big deal. She doesnt shave her ass, big deal. Didnt know that was mandatory. Wasnt like she hada chia pet there. sheez