Friday, July 11, 2008

Brooke and her tits are feeling low


Brooke Hogan talked to Access Hollywood...
Brooke on her family: “I don’t think our family is falling apart and getting destroyed. I just think it’s rearranging itself in the way God meant it to be because it wasn’t working how it was.”
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Yeah, it was Gods choice to make the Hogans the way they are. I'd blame it all on God too, he won't defend himself to the media. God won't even give an interview to Access Hollywood.
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Brooke on Nick in jail: “He’s in there with hardened criminals…Nick got into an accident. These people have actually deliberately committed a crime.
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No, Nick doesn't belong in jail..driving like a maniac on a public highway is not deliberate at all. Fuck people who can't get out of the way, THEY have a problem. Brooke's plastic tits have deliberately decided to join her in her depression. It's their choice or Gods plan.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMAO! TY DD! i was well in need of a good laugh. i like how god has been personified to a regular joe shmoe. genius.

Anonymous said...

Nick is in protective custody with snitches and federal holds, not hardened criminals. Besides, Nick will barter photos of his tranny sister to make friends, surely Hulk put plenty of cash in his commisary account, and everyone knows Brooke will straight up dick-slap anyone who touches her delicate brother.

Anonymous said...

"Hot tranny mess!"

Anonymous said...

no mention of pain and suffering of nick's victim...shallow cunt and her religious psycho babble...

yeah, i got too much sun today painting my fence!

Anonymous said...

Girl is fucking her father. Why would anyone print what she has to say???

Anonymous said...

I would fuck her and linda all night.