Gordon Ramsay admits he wasn't present for any of his childrens births..he says: “We have the most amazing life. We’re very active in the bedroom and I think you’re a beautiful lady. I don’t want to see something coming out of a sort of sci-fi movie. I don’t want to see a skinned rabbit or skinned pigeon coming out of your ninny and then get excited and hold it. Give it to me when it’s all nice and sort of clean and ready to go.”*
That's not cool. I didn't like that and he's not so hot anymore. Kind of makes SandHumper seem like a better man to me. At least he was there with his tribal drums and stayed through the blood and puke. If you plant a human in someone's "ninny", you should stay and cheer it on as it comes out. His reaction seems almost Elvis like, and that aint good for the wife.
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ah, but elvis had issues having sex with mothers....since gordon has more than one kid, he doesn't have that ninny issue...but he might have it if he saw a birth...
she needs to cut off sex til he watches a birth....
jerk lol @ ninny
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It's not unusual amongst men DD. I was there for both my babies births (13 year old girl and 12 boy) and got to cut the umbilical cord. I saw it all from start to finish and from every angle. My brother has no desire to have a bird's eye view of his wife's delivery because he is afraid of seeing that thing men love most and the cause of much misfortune, get stretched and proded and cut even like a racked man in the middle ages. I feared loving my son less than my daughter before he was born, because she meant the world to me already and there was no more room. All that dissapears your heart melts, you know what I mean. I think it's selfish and naive to think that we as men will feel less enthused about nookie after seeing it out of it's usual look. Just look in the mirror first thing in the morning Gordon. I tell my brother it's about seeing and sharing his child's first moments, not about anything else.
Yep. YOU, my friend, saw the amazing stuff.
Geez, you wouldn't think a guy that kills bunnies would be so squeamish.
lol @ ninny - never heard that one before.
Any man who uses words like ninny is a douchebag a priori lol.
he's lost in the old generation. The Ricky Ricardo's of our world. They stayed in the "Fathers Room" and just waited and smoked packs of cigarettes! Then they were shown there baby thru a window! All clean & folded for them! Neat as a pin. The man should help. He put it there, like DD said. It's his labor too!
Look at it this way, would you rather a man be with you through the labor excluding the birth and be able to emotionally connect with the baby once born and reconnect with you or need therapy because he can't come to terms getting sexual, down and dirty with what he now see's as 'a mother'.
It's not as uncommon as you might think, it's linked / cross's into the madonna whore syndrome. Once the lover or wife gives birth she becomes pristine, virtious, untouchable in a way ie: madonna and child.
Personally, i don't want my name present for the actual birth, long laborous hours yes, birth NO.
name = man for petesake!
What an ass !!!! Just because you are there , doesn't mean you have too look at her " ninny " !! Have your back to that , hold her hand, encourage her , look at her beautiful face . Geez a lou ! What a wimp !!!! Maybe he should fall down another mountain and soak his head until he finds out what a real man will do for the woman he loves !
his wife must not mind too much, they already have a litter......
buhuu.. I am giving birth. I am fully drugged and probably have a cs anyway so not much to do and no pain. Still I demand that everybody is there and watch. Maybe I will later use that as psycholigical lever against you.
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todays women are pathetic.
I've been a labor nurse for many years now, and find very few men who don't participate in the delivery of their children. There is a wide range of participation, however. Some sit in a chair, and can't watch certain parts, some put on gloves and help deliver, many cut the cord, etc.
Personally, I think it takes a real weenie to bail this situation. You helped create this life. . . man-up and be there for your wife and child.
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