Angelina Jolie gave birth to the holy twins last weekend and her obstetrician confirmed it...finally. The twins were not two girls like we'd been told, but, one of each. The little girl baby weighed 5 lbs and has been named Vivienne Marcheline. The little boy baby weighed just over 5 lbs and has been named Knox Leon.
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Really? Knox and Viv? It sounds like a sitcom set in Hoboken. "Yo, Viv, hans me dat beeyah." "Get it yaself, Knox, ya lazy bum." Whatever..nothing matters except there are two new Jolie Pitts to worship and shrines to be built and offerings to be made and photos to be hawked to the highest bidder. Glad they're healthy.....congrats. Next week we'll probably be talking about the latest adoption. I told you this would be anticlimactic. I didn't see any other bloggers interrupting their weekend for this news. Jolie will be pretty pissed when she finds out there was really no reason for her to go hide in France.
Really? Knox and Viv? It sounds like a sitcom set in Hoboken. "Yo, Viv, hans me dat beeyah." "Get it yaself, Knox, ya lazy bum." Whatever..nothing matters except there are two new Jolie Pitts to worship and shrines to be built and offerings to be made and photos to be hawked to the highest bidder. Glad they're healthy.....congrats. Next week we'll probably be talking about the latest adoption. I told you this would be anticlimactic. I didn't see any other bloggers interrupting their weekend for this news. Jolie will be pretty pissed when she finds out there was really no reason for her to go hide in France.
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Now a TV network will have a race around the world to seek out the next adopted babies. How sick though that the mayor of Nice came out with the birth certificates, as if he was announcing a succesion to the throne. Was there a shiny star in the horizon?, did three men in camels show up with gifts?, has anyone checked Angelina's hymen? Oh, yeah it's hanging from James Haven's keychain.
I wish I'd had YOU write the post. Heh.
so now she'll need to adopt another kid (or 2) who's been THRU something and has SURVIVED something---though they'll never remember anything but a life of privelge.....2 more blobs to add to her collection....
anyone who worships her needs shot in the head....she's the first lady of the nut hut and she collects children to feed her narcissism....
Wicked pic DD! Loves it :) Is that yours?
Mags
DD, Just Jared,Perez & the rest of the Angeloonies were Imploding. It's a Miracle the Internet is still working. They stayed up & waited for the birth. With Candles lit.
Maddox,Pax & Knox =XXX
Things are going to get even weirder in those Mansions. This is just my Opinion but I always think it's better to Adopt after you've had the Biological kids or in Angelina's Case ( Blobs ). I just hope the Orphanages start Banning BrAngelina. No matter how much money they offer them or High Dollar Lawyers they use to BUY them.
she didn't 'give birth' - they were cut out of her.
Put my picture up so the Dishaloonies can vote.
Brad now has a son of his own, Nice. I do not like his name but the girl wont be made fun of because she has a more normal name. I could care less about any of these people.
Amen! Great pic too! I sure as hell wasn't going to halt my weekend for this "news". They're just babies! It's not like they came out of the womb with ready-made cures for cancer. That would have been news.
It's a great pic DD.
What the hell is wrong with her that she is already talking about adopting more? Someday there's going to be a mental illness named after her and the next version of Mommie Dearest will be a set of encyclopedias.
"Hide in France?"
Phsssshhh. Don't you mean "Fly to France, helicopter to the roof of a major medical center, Take over a whole floor of said medical center, instruct them to install special window film impenetrable to a photo lens, had security guards posted at all points of entry and an entire squad patrolling the "Jolie-Pitt floor".
All that... to avoid the "frenzied paparazzi."
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Anonymous @ 6:45am sat on the toilet, farted twice and shat out:
"Brad now has a son of his own, Nice."
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Yeah... because Maddox & Pax are just being raised as future house boys, eh? And that adoption process "thingy" Brad initiated on their behalf was just a publicity stunt.
You're an ignorant fucknut.
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