Oh, I love this one. In a strange little twist of fate, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez has split from his wife of five years, Cynthia. Meanwhile, Madonna's reps still try and convince us that her and Guy are happily married. Cynthia has moved out and is staying with "old friend" Lenny Kravitz, who...in another twist, used to hump Madonna. I'm sure none of this has anything to do with Madonna who adores her hubby. I almost choked typing that.
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they've all had sex with each other then? In a manner of speaking? Well, it just goes to show ya'...
Why do men become smarter during sex?
Because they are plugged into a genious!
Not true here however! LOL!
Emphasis on "dink."
that red dress is absolutely horrid! It makes her boobs look so droopy even if they aren't. Thats awful, not flattering and makes her look fat.
That dress is hideous but Alex is eye-candy. What does he see in Madge? She looks scary now, all sinew and tendons, not attractive at all.
Susan
What a tweest!
What's a "tweest"?
Susan
A Rod looks like The Rock, huh?
woah...I was sure that it was sandra bullock at first...what a resemblance!
Kids play musical chairs. Celebs play musical genitals.
CapriciousCat
Suz-
I'm guessing "tweest" is a "twist" - as in "twist in the story"???
Thanks anon 2:56!
Susan
She looks like a blonde Sandra Bullock. Ope, somebody already said that.
Why do Guy and Madonna put on a front like this? Just split and be done with it already.
What an unappealing couple--do we think Arod is bringing anything to the table for Madonna? He must be really good in bed. And she's far too thin compared to who he usually goes for.
EEEEEEEEEIIIOOOOUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
Yuck @ musical genitals!
reminds me of this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Ronde_(play)
of course, english wikipedia omit important aspects. Like that almost all the 'pairings' are caused by power and the will to (ab)use that power to get sex.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Ronde_(play)
totally!!
pissymood said: "Why do Guy and Madonna put on a front like this?"
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For the same reason Sam and Lindsay continue to deny they're "a couple"... Whyyy?
Because admitting it would be too easy.
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