Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Eggs are on sale at Safeway and she has a double coupon


Grab your granny hand bag, canned beans are on sale four for a buck and there's bingo later at the legion. No, when did Jessica Biel turn into my Aunt Edna? If that's what shacking up with TimberTard does to a girl, well..count me out. Not that I would have considered it anyhow. Or that he would have asked. But, in my fantasies, he asks and I make him cry laughing. Then I kick him in his "box" and shove a 9 iron up his ass. Or maybe it was a putter..I don't chase balls with sticks looking for little holes in the ground, so I'm not sure. But, it hurt.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

maybe she got tired of being called "butch" and went & bought the frumpiest dress she could find? It does not help her image tho. & she looks very hippy in it anyway. I think she has a wide ass tho. Just wear some make up and cute girly tops with ur jeans chick and try to fix the damn hair. I thot this was Michelle Wms for a sec. She's kinda frumpy sometimes too. But she's tiny. And pretty. So...I figured it out.

Anonymous said...

Better this way than how Britney turned out. I predict a breakup soon and then she returns to hotness.

Anonymous said...

I thought the same as 12:17 at first glance to the face that it was michelle wlliams but realized the body no way. Would never have known that was beil if you hadnt told me she looks horrible in the dress! Looks like someone from the old "mama's family" show lol

Anonymous said...

how'd she get camel-toe in that baggy dress? Please explain!

Anonymous said...

Yuck oh, I dont think she has hotness left in her.