Monday, July 14, 2008

Either move the coffee or the baby, Jamie Lynn


I don't have a problem with a teenage girl who decides to keep her baby. Been there, done that, but, even as a stupid teenager I would have never set my baby and a coffee pot on the same counter. Yeah, I know it's two feet from the kid, that's too close. Mom's don't do that. There is no one in that photo who's old enough to need coffee anyhow. I'm just being silly. Everyone knows the baby ate the cooking spray, the bag of sugar and the muffins. WTF?

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I never cared for those bouncy seats up higher than floor level. I've always been afraid they would vibrate right off the table. I only did that once when my daughter was small and when I realized the danger, said nope, no more.

Anonymous said...

True above aon. My daughter would bounce herself by rocking backwards until we too took it away. Watch DD, these two will soon announce that they are working on number two. It's an easy way for them to collect another paycheck with Mom whoring out the photos.

Anonymous said...

yeah, unless she's got her hands on the baby thingy, it needs to be on the floor. Not safe. Another great Spears Mommy! Jeez...all that kitchen sh** & cooking stuff looks downright ridiculous. Why have the baby up there at all? No need. And she's just laffing and the idiot kid-dad is ready to pour that next cup-o-joe! I think this is maybe the stupidest picture I've ever seen. Whoever set this up is an idiot. And certainly NOT a Mommy!

Anonymous said...

Fuck the coffee...get the parents away from it.

Anonymous said...

Talk about glamourizing teen pregnancy and babies. She must have felt an enormous cavity in her emotional needs to be so satisfied with her new doll. She's giving a completely unrealistic view of new motherhood, cuz I'm sure that baby will be treated like a dressup doll and objectified worse than Britney was by the public.
Sad.

Anonymous said...

The whole shot looks posed and phony. I am sure the kids was off with the nannies as soon as the picture was taken.
I hope young girls don't think this is what teen motherhood is like.

Anonymous said...

There's probably coke in there...I agree...it does look staged and fake.

Anonymous said...

Of course its fake and phony! that wasn't the point. Its stupid,thats the point here! I am positive a man staged this shot. A stupid man! There's no point to showing 2 teenagers in a kitchen serving muffins and coffee. It's absurd! It would NEVER happen.

Anonymous said...

fucking lame ass photo directors....and she's so stupid she just goes along with it....the daddy is a monogloid....

fucktardery all around!

Anonymous said...

Here's what really would happen: 2 unwed parents. Dump off the kid at whoever will take it for the night, they either go out together, just to get away from this crying baby or they go out separately with their own friends, neither is old enough to drink, so their options are limited to house parties, the mall or hanging with friends. They do not make muffins, they do not even know where the cooking spray is nor the sugar or how to operate the coffee maker, they do not have people over for coffee & muffins, never will. IF they live together you wont catch them smiling this much, esp at each other. They secretly hate each other and wish this had never happened. Next day, dump off the kid somewhere else, same thing, rewind.

Anonymous said...

I agree ^ Not for nothing, but I just realized how close that baby bouncer is to the edge of the countertop. Makes my throat tighten up.

Anonymous said...

So much for trying to make them look so mature and happy to have their youth cut short and in charge of it all! lol

Anonymous said...

As I stood in line at the grocery yesterday, I couldn't help but to check out this "feature story" in 'OK' rag-azine...

The photo spread and 'softball' interview was completely absurd and included not one caveat... rather, 17 year-old Jamie babbled on about how great her life is, how much FUN (fun!!) she's having with her new baby(doll toy), how they get up every morning as a little family and go about their "little routine" (and she *loves* routines!) and how much she loves catching Casey "talking to the baby."

Seeing these two teenagers playing "house" (in a custom-built, professionally-decorated & lavishly-furnished rancher) is just so goll-darn cuuuute it makes me want to pay more taxes so lot's more teenagers can have babies!

It's no wonder teen-age pregnancy is skyrocketing with role models like Miss Jamie Lynn Spears.

The ONE message the average teen would get from this article: "Getting knocked-up in high school is fun and like, totally painless! And don't worry about money... 'cuz things have a way of working out. Oh, and you might even get ur picture on a magazine cover!
Let’s all do it, Yippeeeee!!"

PS: The rumor that won't die: Little Maddie is *not* Casey Aldrige's baby at all, but was in fact fathered by a middle-aged executive working on Jamie's TV show, Zoe 101.

Anonymous said...

The props are supposed to give you the illusion of maturity. There's coffee, muffins & baking supplies. Yep. All staged to give off the responsibility vibe. You bet.

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Anonymous said...

White Trash Barbie's Dream House playset.

Anonymous said...

RE: the father of the baby - that baby looks like Casey to me.

Anonymous said...

if you look close, that has wheels on it. and it is right on the edge of the island. she is going to be a baby dropper just like her big sis. i was a teenage mother also but i was very protective of my son. i wouldnt even put him down or let anyone else hold him. my eyes were on him 24/7

Anonymous said...

anon @ 7:40 wrote:
"RE: the father of the baby - that baby looks like Casey to me."

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True that. But she also looks like 40 million *other* guys too.