Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Flavor Flav sex confesions

Flav: "I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box. … I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old. Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds."
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Well, that just gives me hope for the world. Who ask him anyhow? Did he know how long it lasted from the clock on his chest? Can 6 year olds tell time? Oh, ukkk, let's move along now.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

6 year olds having sex? I am gonna be sick now...thats just awfully sad. Sad Sad Sad :(

Anonymous said...

that almost made me cry. little kids are supposed to playing and watching cartoons not wanting to have sex. What kind of parents did theses kids have? How would they even know WHAT to do? I don't understand. I didn't realize 6 year olds could even get aroused! OMG, makes me sick. *vomits* CPS should have been called. But that was a different time. 'cuz he's OLD!

Anonymous said...

William Jonathan Drayton, Jr., professionally known as Flavor Flav (born March 16, 1959).

Anonymous said...

Never let your kids play doctor, or they'll turn out like this. He's probably still got a "little joint".

CapriciousCat

Anonymous said...

Well, just remember the kids that live in DD's old house. Unsupervised and already playing at drug slinging.

Anonymous said...

why anyone would want to fuck him now or then is totally beyond me.

yes, it is revolting the idea of babies having sex.

Anonymous said...

Saying that there was a little girl involved is a "bullshit story" to hide the fact that he was probably molested at 6 years old. No one asks these kinds of questions, he's searching...

Anonymous said...

B-B-B-BWAAAAHAHHAHA..... HAHAHAhhahahahahaahhahaha
ahhhahahaha (sigh)

(wipes tears)

aaaaaa hahhaha aaa haha

....that was a good one....

Anonymous said...

OOOPS!! Sorry, forgot to add:

I call that one, BULLSHIT.

Mother said...

Geezuz its not that hard to believe kids figuring out how to do that, but yeah one or both of them had to have been molested or shown inappropriate viewing material.

Also if anyone has changed a baby boys diaper more than a few times will eventually find an aroused little teeter...specially if its a 5am diaper change.

Mom to two boys, 18 months apart