Thursday, July 31, 2008

Guess who Kim Stewart's banging


Bored with getting thrown out of John Mayers dressing room by Jen Aniston, Kimberly Stewart is helping Rhys Ifans get over Sienna Miller. Kim's like an inbred dog who hangs around a hot dog stand waiting for someone to drop a dirty weener. This will last until Rhys's Prozac kicks in.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

David Beckham should really help out his older brother.

Anonymous said...

he's skinnier than ever! Must be depressed and not eating. Kimberly probably just knows him thru her dad or friends. If he's actually dating her I will eat my hat!

Anonymous said...

She is a skank. No personality, no character, spoiled, talentless, ugly and flat assed slut. I love her Dad and her younger sister though. Oh, and her brother is equally fucking lame.

Anonymous said...

why is his drink all gone and hers isn't even touched? thats weird. It's July. You gotta drink those fattening iced coffee drinks fast in July!

Anonymous said...

Wow. That Stewart always picks up men already used by more famous women.