Monday, July 14, 2008

Hayden PantyLiner cut her hair...

.. and bought an old lady purse possibly made out of dolphin skin. She looks like a hot dog covered in mustard. Oh, rumor is she'd getting engaged to that Milo Ventimimug-millio-diddly-dog person who's name I can't type. Headlines will read "Older man marries teenager who's just a friend."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

She is already too full of herself. If she was all that she would already be doing films and getting magazine interviews about her and her manfriend.