Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Hollywood split

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong have split up, reports are that he couldn't handle the long distance thing. I didn't even know they had any distance since their noses have been up each others bums for 3 months. Nice of them to get the kiddies all involved in it, though if you're busy sucking face for 3 months, I don't know how you avoid that. I suck at relationships, so wtf do I know? I DO know she probably woke up sober, took a gander at him and yelled "NEXT!!!!"

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

it will be interesting to see how their kids handle relationships when they are older...all they've seen is a revolving door...

Anonymous said...

I wonder how the older generation of Hollywood sluts would be remembered if they had to contend with paparazzi and internet shows when they were doing the mattress rodeo back in the 60's, 70's and 80's. It would have been great to get those scandals about the hot pants of the past. Ask Flavio Briatore, that guy is the Bob Evans of the Mediterranean. Hugh Heffner would have to stand on his blondes shoulders to kiss Flavio's ass.

Anonymous said...

Bob Evans? The sausage guy from Ohio? WTH? How is he a sex god? LOL! You have gotta mean someone else. But maybe the sausage thing still applies? But yeah, Lauren Bacall's bio was pretty interesting. After Bogie died, she was still very young, she dated lots of celebs. She's very frank about it. They all did that. It's just that nobody watched them doing it! It wasn't as documented.

I was surprised this couple lasted as long as they did. He doesn't seem her type. She likes rockers.

Anonymous said...

you know, this pic of Kate is probably an old one but that hair! looks like she's doing housework & just threw it up like that outta the way. & you know some stylist spent a long time making it look like that. Gawd! She is cute tho, that saves it.

Anonymous said...

OK!, Robert Evans. He was a movie producer who did "Chinatown" and "Rosemary's Baby" as well as "Marathon Man" and his last good work was "the kid stays in the picture". He made a lot of flops, but man did he enjoy his youth!. He banged everybody. Bob Evans is what Gene Simmons aspires to be.

imposter syndrome said...

I agree with Anons 6:41 and 6:55: that historical scoop is super juicy. .. like when DD posted the dish on Joan Crawford. If you pick up any more of that classic dirt, DD, roll it out whenever you like!

Dirty Disher said...

I like historical celeb gossip. They didn't have paps like they do now, but, they had some kick ass gossip bloggers who dished on them all. Celeb gossip has been around since celebs began.

Anonymous said...

I want some Johnny Carson scoop!. He was great but lived on a boat and ahd other issues, right?.

Dirty Disher said...

He was an Iowa boy too, sort of.

Anonymous said...

2nd to last night of The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Bette Midler sang "One for the road" to Johnny. I died right then and there, Johnny was in tears, Bette is awesome. I think anyone that watched that night died from the awesomeness of that, and cried a lot! I love her. The last night of his show couldn't hold a candle to the 2nd to last. It was almost anti-climactic. Thats how I remember our Johnny.*sigh*

Anonymous said...

that was touching when she sang that...but robin williams had been his usual obnoxious self and i was still irked by that to fully appreciate bette's song...