Snoop Dogg: I performed at a bar mitzvah. And I’m telling you, man, these little motherfuckers, they were singing my shit, they was cussin’, they were singing the dirty version. I’m talking about twelve- and thirteen-year-old little white kids singin’ this real gangsta shit. Man. I was shocked. I just gave them the mic and let them motherfuckers go.
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There ya go..NannyDawg. Hire him, J-Lo! I'm surprised Angelina hasn't snatched him up already.
There ya go..NannyDawg. Hire him, J-Lo! I'm surprised Angelina hasn't snatched him up already.
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parents hired him for a bar mitzvah??? how gangstar is it for him to be playing bar mitzvahs?? i'm sure he wanted at least a million and a bale of weed...
i do love his new song 'sensual seduction'...
Yeah, that song is cute. I love Snoop.
What's not to love about Snoop. He did a guest appearance on OLTL last week, I don't watch that soap but I tuned in just because he was there!
I was getting my twelve year old boy clean versions of Snoop's songs, and he was downloading the nasty versions of the ones he liked. I listened to them while I secuester myself in the smoke room and light up that chronic. Maybe when my boy is an adult I'll make the comment to him. I wish we legalized weed and regulated the stuff. Use the money to pay fro healthcare and education, give scholarships to hard working underprivileged kids, etc. We gatta keep politicians the fuck out of the program though, or they will shit all over it.
Love me some Snoop! Those Jewish kids are such gangsta's! No shit! And they got the cash to pay him with!
Got any Amish down ur way DD? I know you do! OMG! We have them all over Indiana. Talk about gangsta's! You need to do a post on that! Those kids are effed up and cannot wait to get outta the house to get some cocaine and have sex! They all smoke too and cuss like sailors. Religion doesn't make one a saint. But the Amish are all about "frontin' "
I don't know of any Amish people around here. We have hillbillys, rednecks and crank heads though. Just as amusing, but, they suck at quilting.
LOL @ suck at quilting. Oh you crack me up woman.
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