Friday, July 18, 2008

If you believe this..I have a bridge to sell you

Longwhoria is really pissed about the comments on her weight gain and says she gained some poundage for her TV show. The episode will be Gabrielle in the future, worn out, short haired, pudgy with a couple of rug rats. Whoria says she will also wear additional padding to play a mom. First of all, how insulting to moms. Just because you pop a kid or two (or 5) doesn't make you a fat oily slob. Second..if she has to wear padding, why gain weight? Third, and most important..we've seen her ass. Is Whoria so dedicated to her acting that she had a couple of gallons of cellulite injected? She doesn't look bad, just not the "sexiest woman alive!" that she wishes she still was. Or ever was..that's up for argument for sure. The bitch is ridiculous. Just admit you cook to many tacos and tamales, or whatever the fuck Mexican crap you're impressing your seriously ugly new hubby with. I wish she'd start hanging out with Courtney Love and doing some crack. It might get rid of the jelly roll and smarten her up. Crack makes you smart..ask Winerun. Smarter than this ho.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I can't stand this woman either. She is petite, so a 10 lb gain probably looks like a 20 lb gain on the rest of us. She needs to STFU.

Anonymous said...

Of course she's fat. She's stressed out from you always ripping her so she eats.

Anonymous said...

"Mexican crap"?!! Racist much?

Anonymous said...

She's talking about Mexican food you idiot! Maybe DD doesn't like Mexican food. Some people cannot eat it. It doesn't agree with everyones stomach.

Anonymous said...

So Eva Longoria makes tacos and tamales because she's a Mexican?? That's racist! I suppose Beyonce cooks fried chicken and collard greens all the time?! Or maybe Lucy Liu makes egg rolls and chow mein everyday?! You're the idiot!

Anonymous said...

Oh grow up! Only you took what was said as being racist.

Mexican food IS fattening! High fat & carb counts will make anyone paunchy.

9:53 makes a valid point too, not everyone can eat highly spicy foods or even like the smell of other cultures foods, for instance curry. You love it or hate it or never try it because you don't like the smell. Oh wait that comment means im racist towards Indian's right?

Anonymous said...

OH PLEASE JUST STOP...it has nothing to do with race and has everything to do with the shopping cart full of beans, chili, etc. that was splashed all over the internet right after they got married. and she stated that she makes a mean pot of chili. not everything has to be about race. take a valium and relax, it's friday.

anyhoo, i never thought she was all that "slim" to begin with...i always thought her thighs were spread out a little. just becuase you are petite....doesn't mean you are thin!

Anonymous said...

Actually Beyonce' has her mom cook collard greens and fat back for her! She has said so. She said her mom cooks all that southern food up for her and brings it to sets where she's shooting videos etc. So, yeah, look it up. Beyonce LOVES fried chicken, collard greens and all that greasy stuff! And it shows! At least she owns it. She does eat. I think that starvation thing is going away, even in Hollywood! Thank gawd!

Anonymous said...

this whore makes a big deal about cooking mexican food for her french foo foo husband...she's had photo ops in grocery stores with big honkin' cans of mexican beans....

Anonymous said...

Why is she a "whore"?

Anonymous said...

UGH...she OWNS a mexican food resturaunt...and SHE IS MEXICAN! Why is it so damned "racist" to say she is mexican and eats mexican food! IT IS THE TRUTH! She has even done interviews about her famous Guacamole!