You should have figured it out by now, but, I've gone round the bend. I'm trying my best to get moved, I'm living in two places at once and both places are now a confusing shit hole mess. There's construction going on here at the house and shit all over. The apartment looks like a bomb hit it. I don't want to be in either place. The posts and news are late and I'm as witty as an old re-run of Saved By The Bell....though in all fairness, I never claimed to be witty anyhow.
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I have stray dogs, small children screaming, a car packed with crap like pots, pans, ouija boards and plants that I can't even find boxes for. It's just become a free for all..grabbing anything I can carry until the movers arrive. Please let the movers arrive..oh, gawd. The front door of the house is blocked by old crappy furniture I threw out even though 17 people said they wanted it. Well, fuck me..if you wanted it you should have gotten it by now!! I have to have room for my own shitty crap.
I have stray dogs, small children screaming, a car packed with crap like pots, pans, ouija boards and plants that I can't even find boxes for. It's just become a free for all..grabbing anything I can carry until the movers arrive. Please let the movers arrive..oh, gawd. The front door of the house is blocked by old crappy furniture I threw out even though 17 people said they wanted it. Well, fuck me..if you wanted it you should have gotten it by now!! I have to have room for my own shitty crap.
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There is a small Korean baby in front of the fan. Hmm. Who left this Korean baby here??? Korean babies are cute but I don't know who she is. Typical. I'll just call her baby. I think it's a her. (checks) Yep, her. Lissa is showing me a blister on her foot. The dog is barking. My old aunt just wondered in and told me I look cute in my picture. It was Pam Anderson. Jezus cripes. The coffee pot is broken. Sob..sob again..I am trying my best. You just have to be patient for a week or so more. I am sorry.
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Hollering: "Are you going to the store, will you get me some hot coffee? Shut up you stupid dog! Someone come get this baby!" Putting socks and band aids on Lissa. Typing at the same time. Where are my pills? Where!?
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Hollering: "Are you going to the store, will you get me some hot coffee? Shut up you stupid dog! Someone come get this baby!" Putting socks and band aids on Lissa. Typing at the same time. Where are my pills? Where!?
17 comments:
Ya moving sucks, we just went through one which lasted 2 weeks. You have a much bigger job, though, with construction going on - that's rough!
Hang in there, so much work to get through which didn't bother me at all 25 years ago but I find it tough now.
Btw, do you have linden trees in bloom there now??? Their scent makes everything go a little easier.
Quit whining.
Bitch. I listend to you when you moved. You whined so much I thought you were a Kardashian.
it is very simple: God hates you.
Because you are a damned unbeliever he flooded your state. Now he makes your moving bad. Start praying! And don't forget to buy the cds with the heart warming songs by our choir!
And if you don't think it was god, look at California. Its burning! Why?
San Francisco.
'nuff said.
moving sucks, unpacking sucks more, took me three years to unpack and find the cord for my George Foreman grilling machine.
hey!anon 12:12 you leave California alone!! we like fire.
is anon 12:12 a joke? that has to be f'g joke! No educated person would say that. Who's the kidder? Kinda,really not funny ppl!
DD...just get moved. Get unpacked and stop worrying abou blogging. We all visit Crabbie anyway and he can catch us up on the daily gossip. IF he will post something!!! Just leave this alone till you have the time. I cannot imagine trying to do this, work and move, pack and unpack, construction and cleaning up after a damn flood! You deserve some sort of Purple Heart!!! All the flood victims do!
1:24 reset your sensors. Really.
Dishy, In the last 5 years I've moved 6 times and now we're in escrow for the 1st time ever we'll be parking our butts down for good. I have three little kids and a husband that makes 5 people to pack for and we've got a lot of crap too....and cockatiels, and fishies...yeah moving SUCKS!!!!
12:12:00
God does not hate anyone, duh...
...yes, you're joking because otherwise you'd be going against your own beliefs
take a blogging break DD!!! you get all settled in and we'll be here for ya!
Poor Dishy! I wish we could give you a hand, or at least send Jethro over to help with the heavy lifting. But you'll get through this with only a couple of new grey hairs. And just think of all the anecdotes you'll be able to share with us when things settle down! I'd almost rather set fire to my junk than move, but just think how happy you'll be in your lovely, grease brother-free house. Good luck, DD.
CapriciousCat
DD, just get moved and organized into your new place. We all understand. Don't worry about the blog and your readers. For sure, we will survive and be here when you can come back!
Susan
Hey DD, hang in there! You are going to have so much fun in your new cosy little home and yard...I am so jealous!!
Love ya, love the website!
it sounds like you are having the absolute time of your life. ENJOY!!!
A rather fecal post.
Fecal sums it up. I'm still blogging. I threw my back out ripping up carpet. What's under it isn't pretty. I'll post some pics Sunday..If I get brave.
I feel ya DD, I have moved twice since May... and I agree, just get moved :)
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