Monday, July 21, 2008

J-Lo is going to hire someone to run in a triathlon

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Lopez's husband Marc Anthony tells the TV show 'Extra': "Jennifer is training for a triathlon, in October."
Lopez's training includes running, biking and swimming. Anthony says he'll root her on from the sidelines: "I'm very supportive. I'll be on my Segway encouraging her."
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LMFAO! Sure she is..just like Katie Holmes ran the NY Marathon and disappeared in the middle of it. J-Lo is SOOOO going to hire someone to run it for her. You can't run in high heels with a tiara on your big head while cracking a whip and screaming orders in Spanish. It would be fun to see, but, come on. Her big ass aint running no triathlon. She can't even zip her dresses up anymore. FULLOFIT.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

now wait...it COULD be a triatholin sponsored by a hoity toity spa....she'll run 2 feet to get some cavier and champagne, then swim 10 feet to get a massage and then sit on a stationary bike for 2 minutes while marco cheers her on!!! he WOULD need a segway to go 2 feet....

jho would be sooooo exhausted after all that, she wouldn't be able to see her kids for 2 weeks....

Dirty Disher said...

LMAO!

Anonymous said...

Maybe a short (sprint) triathlon. There are so many distances for competiotions like this. My sister is running one in Houston that's only a 300 yd swim, 11 mile bike and 3 mile run. If she gets on a bike and starts training here legs an ass will get bigger, so maybe she should just stick to running her mouth.
I do remember seeing Kate Cruise crossing the line looking mighty fresh, as if Xenu carried her for 26.1 miles.

Anonymous said...

her ass cannot be dragged that far. No way Jose'. It would be on the ground way before she ever finished! This is a joke! If she had ever done this before then I'd believe her, but she's a diva and they dont do triathlons!

Anonymous said...

Jeeezuz...thos f'g thighs! Whoa!

Anonymous said...

I'm waiting for someone to say how "terrible" she looks!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! She DOESN'T look terrible at all!!! Big thighs? Big whoop!! May the one without a little cellulite cast the first spoonful of cottage cheese!! Sorry you guys hate her so much, but I think she looks great!

Anonymous said...

You can see in her upper arms where she's been working out with weights, i'll give her that much.

She's never been thin and that tiny bikini isn't making her look any better. But all things considered she's not bad, average normal woman.

Anonymous said...

If we do have celluite, we dont go around acting like we are the shit either and making horrid demands of others and expect to be treated like the queen of England! She's a Puerto Rican chick that caught a lucky break and happens to have a very ethnic body. She has a pretty face too and I like her. But c'mon she is such a diva, dont act she hasn't brought on all the scrutiny! You put it out there, we will all talk about it, thats what she wants! Thats her job!

Anonymous said...

Her upper body is always great. It's the bottom that falls out on her. I don't know if she can even help it actually, not much, I dont think!

Anonymous said...

HATRED IS AN UGLY THING!!! GET OVER IT ALREADY!