Friends say Mayer and Aniston say "I love you" and want a small intimate wedding. Blowing smoke, important source? I say they will get married. No one believes me. I don't care. I do care that they are becoming sickeningly cute. Her ring tone is one of his tunes, when she calls him the ring plays Pretty Woman. Oh, man. It gets worse..he calls her Tushy because of her squeezable ass. She calls him Mayo because he likes mayonnaise on his sammies. Get hitched already..stop this madness. I bouta frow up, mayo and tushy.
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Just get Pregnant > Jen < then the brangeloonies will self impode :)
You made all that sh** up!!! No wedding. notta! Besides how does anyone know all that crap except their closest friends that wouldn't be talking! It's all BS. And you want that 75% off Halloween candy from me! Uh-Uh! Not happenin' chick! I might give you a break and wait till the candy's at 90% off but thats it! It still ain't never gonna happen. She will be crying on CCA's shoulder...again, by then!
everybody is like that the first new months of a relationship, then reality sets in and you get to know each other w/o the fog. They'll get over it and start pumping the brakes too, trust me!
Tushy - that are those lesbo porns with asshole licking ....
I *still* think it's just a prolongued booty call.
No love.
No engagement.
No wedding.
Uhh Uhh.
At least she's still got his attention.
I'll give her that...
She has his attention because she's got a movie coming out soon!
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