Saturday, July 26, 2008

JenAJon sneaking around


Aniston trying to sneak out of Mayers Bev Hills house Thursday. They put on their impassive faces. She's really good at that face. How close are the paps? Do they hide in his garage and crawl under cars or what? At least Mayer walked her out, that's love. They are so getting married. And having babies. Babies that don't look like baboons assholes. They might name one Baboons Asshole though. That'd be Mayers idea. Little Baboons Asshole Aniston Mayer. I'm knitting booties right now.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

who's that guy behind mayer??

Dirty Disher said...

Some bald body guard.

Anonymous said...

She really does have the impassive poker face look down pat.

Unknown said...

WOW you know, DD, we should make a sunday post about the weirdest ans stupidest baby name we can think of. That would be fun!

Anonymous said...

i hate that woman never gets pregnant...it'll be neverending 'a baby at last for whiny bitch' 'will a baby solve her emotional problems?' 'what will brad say' blah blah will scream the mag covers...she'll go on oprah and cry and say she's so happy....

Anonymous said...

i meant i HOPE she never gets pregnant...i do hate her too! :)