Saturday, July 12, 2008

Jessica looks like crap again


If you sing cunt-ry, you have to look the part? I don't think so. Don't expect me to say anything nice today, I'm in a foul mood. Bucky Beaver here with her dress that hits her below the knees and clunky sandals that cut off her legs looks like some local trailer park chick who picked up some Harley riding asshole in the tavern last night and he promised her a trip to Hawaii for a blow job and never asked her first name. Then she met up with her girl friends at Wal-Mart the next day wearing a flower in her hair and they say to her "What's with the flower?" and she says "My boy friend is taking me to Hawaii!!!" But, he won't, because he's halfway to Boulder by now and wondering why his dick smells like Eau De Sangria.
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And THAT, my friends, would make a much better movie than Get Smart.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

her one boob looks like it's trying to make a break for it....run booby run!!!

Anonymous said...

Is this another photoshop trick, DD? This has got to be a costume for a movie or commercial?!?!??!? Lotta weight gain there-is it the dress?

mm

Anonymous said...

She looks drunk.

CapriciousCat

Anonymous said...

I have NEVER thought this talentless, tranny looking child of pimp daddy Joe's was Attractive. Annoying Asslee is better looking than Rabbit Teeth. And that's not saying much.

Anonymous said...

Well, Annoying Asslee is only better looking *now*... since she had her nose and jaw "fixed".

Prior to that, she looked like the Wicked Witch of the West!

Anonymous said...

DD- hahahahahahahaha