Friday, July 11, 2008

Jessica Simpson is 28


A birthday celebration is not excuse for this picture. "Look how fun we are! We have the mostest fun of anyone! We are so much more funner that YOU!!!" Someone stick a dick in Jessicas mouth and load Ashlee's gun (and aim it a little lower). Now, there's a party.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Convinced by Pete, Ashlee takes matters into her own hands and rescues Jessica from Papa Joe, who was busy getting a spot in the urinal next to Tony.

Anonymous said...

Its posts like this that make me realize how much I love DD!!!

Anonymous said...

well said. now that's a picture worth photoshopping. nice verb use, eh? Jennifer Hudson's peeps could probably learn a thing or two.

Anonymous said...

Why does she always pose with her mouth open? She is perpetually giving head to an imaginary dick.

Mags

Anonymous said...

I think she always poses with her mouth open because she's a attention-hungry "scene stealer".

Always has been. Always will be.

Anonymous said...

daddy took the pix and instead of saying 'cheese' he makes jess say 'swallow'....daddy had ash act out what he wants to do to pete....

Anonymous said...

Can this stupid bitch stop with the porn mouth already. As for Asslee, ZZZZZZzzzzzz. yawn. Aslong as the cunt isn't TRYING to sing, I can just ignore her.