Jolie ordered to gain weight for next film

Reports floating around the net that Angie has been cast in The Thomas Crown Affair, it's called The Topkapi Affair and the producers want her to gain about 30 pounds because they don't want her all skinny like she has been. I don't care to go much further into that, because she's big as a house right now, and who cares? I want to know why she's taking on these crappy film roles? The Topkapi Affair??? Get the fuck outta here. You know that's going to flop like a fish. Love her or hate her..you must admit the woman is mesmerizing on screen. Where are the juicy Jolie rolls she was so good at? The evil queen, the suicidal models, the crazy sociopaths? This is where she shines, where we can't take our eyes off her. Since she met Brad all she does is stupid boring shit. Wait, Beowulf was good, but, she had a bit part and was digitally animated. That's the best she can get now? Sigh..I may not be some big Hollywood producer, director or her agent, but, she's being wasted. Has having Brad and six kids fried her brain as far as her career goes? I'm still waiting for The Changeling, but, I think we all know how that's going to turn out, right? Marianne Pearl, cough. Gimmie an Oscar, cough. Brad owned the rights, cough.