Saturday, July 19, 2008

Justin Long takes a long step down

Rumor has it Justin Long dumped Drew Barrymore because she drinks too much. I don't know if that's true, but, it is true that he started up with Kiki Dunst. Really, dude..a chick who's allergic to soap and water, could wring out her hair and fry hamburgers in the oil, smokes weed all day long, wears clothes out of a dumpster and has never brushed her teeth or seen a dentist? That's better than a hot drunk? Kiki likes him so much she's vowed to take a bath once a year. Man, that's a step down. He's so far down now, I won't even bother hunting up a picture of him. Watch out for the snag toof, Justin..it will cut your lip.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh i liked drew and justin together but knowing that he left her and hooked up with KD!?? Are you kidding me!

I hope the gossip about drew being a booze hound arent true. I like her, shes survived so much hollywood and childhood crap.

imposter syndrome said...

So that means it's over b/w Kiki and Ryan Gosling? Yes!! (I'm sure I'm next on his list. (HA!)) The Canadian 'Ryans' are so hot (the other being Ryan Reynolds). They are the new 'two Coreys' (to me).

Anonymous said...

Uh, yeah.

He "dumped" Drew for Kirsten? ROFL

More like Drew dumped HIM... and Kirsten is the (bottom of the barrel) re-bounder.

Anonymous said...

She's dating a dude from UK band Razorlight too. -.-