Thursday, July 17, 2008

Katie Holmes yesterday, err, I mean Kate Cruise


Really? I thought it was Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island. "Oh, Tommy Girl, I baked you a home made coconut pie, even though I don't have an oven, a pan, or any ingredients but coconut! If you don't eat it, Ginger won't become a Scientologist!"

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

i think she's had an airbrush make-up done here. It's too perfect. The hair is too old for her. It's too old for my granny! Thats awful. She just looks so fake & robotic here. No real expression. Is she not allowed emotions anymore? I guess!

Anonymous said...

My Mom's best friend Linda looked just like her IN 1977!! All that's missing is a silver jumpsuit and a cocaine vial, the expression is similar too...

*sing* to get off! get off! get off! get off, GET OFFF! oowah oowah oowah oowah oowah oowah oowah oowah ooooo

Anonymous said...

Katie Cruise' conversion is nearly complete. By dressing her and changing her appearance they hope she'll detach herself even more from reality, and accept the pant load the cult members are feeding her. Experimental surgery will remove part of her brain and a few unnecessary vertebrae to match heigth with the communicator.

Anonymous said...

ooo...she does look like mary ann....but without the happiness and joy of life mary ann has!

tommy needs a coconut to the head...

Anonymous said...

I think she looks pretty and thats what short thick blunt cut hair does when it's curled a certain way, sucks right up, it is a bit on the late 70's early 80's look of things though. And i just don't buy into this whole she's controled thing so many think, she's where she wants to be and seems content more then half of us here are.

Anonymous said...

i think she looks better with longer hair...more youthful

Unknown said...

hmmmmmm.... No. Not working for me.

Anonymous said...

I have seen drag queens that look exactly like this

-T

Anonymous said...

Yes,I agree - airbrushed. Regardless, it doesn't even look like Katie. If I saw that picture by itself, who knows who it could be? A lady from the 40's?

Anonymous said...

Thats Marcie from "Married with Children".

Anonymous said...

Haha yes, it's Marcie!

No, she's not manipulated, she's ecstatic to be an important member of a large cult instead of a blist actress.

Anonymous said...

Now boarding for Stepford, gay alien messiahs and robot wives...

Anonymous said...

she looks strange in this pic.

never realized how prominent her jawline was.