First Jordan said every other writer in the world was jealous of her and her best sellers. Now she admits she doesn't write them..
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“I’m not going to lie, I don’t sit there with a typewriter and write it, of course I don’t,” she said.
“I don’t have time to do that. I say how I want the storyline to be, each chapter is done, I read through it change it and then it goes away to be written."
“I don’t have time to do that. I say how I want the storyline to be, each chapter is done, I read through it change it and then it goes away to be written."
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She's busy, people! If she sat around penning best sellers all day who would get boob jobs, shop with sick babies, get drunk and fall down and show their cootch? Her stylist hates her too, obviously. "Here, wear this, Katie, you'll look pwetty! No, really!" It looks like an ostrich is giving birth to an asshole.
She's busy, people! If she sat around penning best sellers all day who would get boob jobs, shop with sick babies, get drunk and fall down and show their cootch? Her stylist hates her too, obviously. "Here, wear this, Katie, you'll look pwetty! No, really!" It looks like an ostrich is giving birth to an asshole.
5 comments:
whats she famous for in the USA? Nothing. For her fake boobs? Thats not a big deal. I dont get why she keeps getting press. She should just go to Vegas and be done with it. All those show chicks look the same.
i give her credit for readily admitting she didn't write this...look at all these other celebs with 'ghost writers' who try to downplay the help they received...
What in the name of god is she wearing and who told her she'd look hawt in public!
can we all say "Drag Queen/Tranny" at once? Good gawd!
I like it, if my body still looked like that I would probably have that shit on at the supermarket, paper for plastic? definitely plastic.
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