Mariah Carey injured herself lounging in a pool. Lounging in a pool is hard dangerous work. Nick Cannon helped her out (she was "visibly shaken"..cough) and slapped a Hello Kitty band aid on her. Jeez Louise, what grown woman with no kids keeps Hello Kitty band aids on hand? She has nice hands though. I'd like to have her hands and her money..she can keep all the rest of her obnoxious self and that silly slave boy she married. Check out her custom ear piece. If you're Mariah there's just not enough bling to spend money on, you have to invent it.
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somebody should tell that cow that all the bling makes people hate her even more. 'see! I am rich because you suckers bought my music! And now I am singing and become even more richer! And this time you can't even not pay me!' - because it is by some station financed via advertisements - and that means, paid by everybody buying stuff.
Please, somebody, kill her.
You could have nice hands too if you NEVER scrubbed that kitchen floor with an old sock dipped in bleach solution, cause you couldn't afford a fancy mop. Or washed countless dishes BY HAND. Or scoured your toilet with Comet BY HAND...........
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I thought that sock thing was my secret. It's easier if you wear the scrub socks and dance.
Indeed, her hands are beautiful.
But in the first picture wtf is the silver thing inside her ear?
its a diamond encrusted plug to prevent her last douzend brain cells from fleeing in terror. Remove it and she will collapse in the pile of collagen, fat and makeup she truely is.
Is it just me or do diamonds seem to drastically lose their value after you look at a picture like that? Diamond nose plugs, diamond q-tips, diamond toothbrush....
i have no kids and i have jolly roger bandaids (it's a pirate flag thang, i seem to like them) and i have sponge bob bandaids....
She's getting age spots from all her time in the sun, you can see the discoloration starting on the right hand (left one on the screen).
Her selfinvolvement and smugness bugs me and turns me off.
Thems money counting hands.
No matter how much you hate her, you have to admit, bitch can sayng! I have never bought her records, perfume or anything from her and I don't even know anyone who has either, but there she is with her money counting hands and here I am with my toilet scrubbin hands, oh yeah and my "pride" (cough)
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