Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Marla Maples isn't done yet..LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!


So, let me get this straight..Marla stopped pretending to date Andy Baldwin because she found out he has a microscopic weener under his speedo, The Donald is no longer required to send her alimony, she lost her house and now lives at the beach. Her wardrobe consisits of two bikinis an American flag, a pair of short shorts and a crop tank and the truckload of sand in her vagina. That and two cents will get your photo in The Sun.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

didn't she do Dancing With The(has been)Stars? I mean...who hasn't? If that didn't boost her image any she needs to stay at home and stop looking the fool at the beach. Matt McConahey(sp) did this to us last summer, but it was more fun. She's just an idiot. Nobody cares! & she doesn't get that?

Anonymous said...

There was a rumor last febuary that she was going to do DWTS season 6, but she wasn't in that lineup. Maybe she'll do this years, who knows but it hasn't been hinted at on any of the abc shows sites.