Matthew McConaughey might want to put down the beer and the surf board..
... he's gonna need both hands to pick up something else pretty soon. Like a pen to write some huge ass child support checks when Camilla Alves pops and leaves his sand humping womanizing butt.
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Right. Cut the unshaven-beer-guzzlin'-oops-caught-me-sweatin'-without-my-shirt bullshit. I wanna see how good of a dad he'll be. Maybe he'll suprise me??
Naw, no surprises here! He will suck at it. He hasn't even grown up himself. That poor woman will always be bickering with him about this kid. I don't understand these Hollywood types, have none of them ever heard of The Pill? Why do they keep having babies they didn't plan on having? I get it if the chick is trying to get something outta the deal, which sucks. But that might be the case many times. Still, the guy "did it" too! Nobody made him stick it in her!
Matthew is in a state of eternal daze due to his stinky pits waffing body odor into his brain all day. Take a shower and use deodorant you bum!. She just thought it would be cool to trade in her Brazilian trailer for one at the beach in Cali.
If he doesn't make big changes (and i doubt he ever will) she won't be long leaving him after she has the baby and gets sick of trying to make him 'be a dad' & get involved.
... he's gonna need both hands to pick up something else pretty soon. Like a pen to write some huge ass child support checks when Camilla Alves pops and leaves his sand humping womanizing butt.
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Right. Cut the unshaven-beer-guzzlin'-oops-caught-me-sweatin'-without-my-shirt bullshit. I wanna see how good of a dad he'll be. Maybe he'll suprise me??
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Naw, no surprises here! He will suck at it. He hasn't even grown up himself. That poor woman will always be bickering with him about this kid. I don't understand these Hollywood types, have none of them ever heard of The Pill? Why do they keep having babies they didn't plan on having? I get it if the chick is trying to get something outta the deal, which sucks. But that might be the case many times. Still, the guy "did it" too! Nobody made him stick it in her!
Matthew is in a state of eternal daze due to his stinky pits waffing body odor into his brain all day. Take a shower and use deodorant you bum!. She just thought it would be cool to trade in her Brazilian trailer for one at the beach in Cali.
If he doesn't make big changes (and i doubt he ever will) she won't be long leaving him after she has the baby and gets sick of trying to make him 'be a dad' & get involved.
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