Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Minnie Driver is ready to pop


We'll hear news of the birth of Minnie Driver's baby any day now. Minnie refuses to talk about the baby or name the baby's father. It's all supposed to be mysterious. She fails to realize, it's not a big story, unless the father is secretly Brad Pitt. It will be born with a fake British accent. I still wish her well, because it's a baby and maybe it will make her more likable. You think?

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hear the Daddy is Colin Farrell. Minnie always seemed to me more of a stage actress than a movie star. She's like the animals I see in Animal Planet getting eaten by bigger animals; fuck'em don't give two shits about them.

Anonymous said...

since when is she news? She has been over for many many years, or was she ever relevant? Only that she dated Matt Damon, thats her claim to fame! IMHO.

Anonymous said...

Are those tattoos on her waistline above her shorts...just barely visible?