Amy Winehouse, who can barely stand up half the time and can't find her ass with both hands and a map, wants to help addicts. A friend of hers told the media that Amy has plans to be of assistance to addicts and make a difference. Really? Was that friend rummaging through her bee hive for crack at the time? Amy also says she plans to have five kids with Blake. She'll have to wait for that because he was just sentenced to 27 months in prison and she didn't even show up for the sentencing. She must have been busy helping addicts. In other news, Charles Manson is starting a pig rescue team, Kim Kardashian has a get rid of ass cellulite book, and Kendra Wilkinson has gotten her PHD from Harvard.
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"Charles Manson is starting a pig rescue team"
LMAO!!!
well....if/when amy cleans up---literally and figuratively she could help addicts....she needs serious detox though, rehab and then a daily co-dependency meeting....
gawd, off topic, but i hate it when people use a weed wacker to trim their WHOLE YARD and do so really early in the morning...then those gas powered leaf blowers! ARGH!!! yes, i am hearing that right now....grrrr....
Sorry, better than a brain damaged dog though.
I think you are lying about Kendra getting a PHD. I dont believe that.
Sharp one, aren't ya? OMG..I'm caught!
Amy has entered the delusional stage of her addiction. She really thinks she can quit at any time; or believes she is well and does not need treatment. Either way, she is hopeless I believe. Her succes is in her hands and she is letting it run through her fingers and her pipe. Blake is her enabler and co-dependant. He makes her feel safe and quite normal to be an addict and a functioning individual. We can expect a bad ending to this story.
LMAO 6:21!
talk about an idiotic statement! yall are gonna get me fired for laughing outta nowhere. lol.
^^^ i meant 6:29. lol.
She is like the noisy crow that just won't go away and when all else fails it just has to be shot dead. The sanity of everyone is at stake when she is loose.
....and I love birds!
she's a mess here, but she looks so young, bummer
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