Teenage wonder, Hayden PantyLiner tells us this new album of hers was four years in the making because she wanted it right. We've heard it..so production must have consisted of four years of her bent over a cartoon piano trying to poop music out of her shapely rear end? That's a serious doody bubble. She should have called Bobby Brown. He could have gotten it out with a spoon in an hour. That lost four years would have been better spent learning to actually play that pink thing. There's a good joke there, but, she makes me too depressed to go for it.
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4 years? She's what now, 18? Thats a f'g lie! Nobody ever heard of this dipsh** 4 yrs ago, much less worked on an album with her. She ain't Axl Rose. Does she know that? He's been working on and supposedly has finally completed his latest album, 10 yrs in the making. It's all BS. But she's a liar.
What?, I heard it and it sounded like music I would hear Dora and Diego singing in the jungle, may be that's where she got the idea. I agree that Dora's theme music sounds a lot like Led Zeppelin's Fool in the Rain piano part though. She should team up with PAris and Lindsay and Ali and have the skank quartet perform on and back stage. Paris has practice, supposedly she was rubbing up on Ronaldo (Soccer player from Portugal). I hope Benji misplaces her Valtrex presciption and kicks her ass to the curb.
This stupid girl is not even that cute.
4 years for manufactured shit?? more like 4 minutes...only axl can get away with doing that shit cuz he can afford to and some of his stuff is brilliant---i really like some of the leaked songs....
the beatles never even worked 4 years on an album! this chick is a twat...
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