Saturday, July 5, 2008

The power of strange vagina


A-Rods wife, Cynthia says she found a letter he wrote to Madonna telling her she was his true soul mate. Cynthia claims he's changed and has become cold and hard. She thinks Madonna is using some Kabbalah mind control technique to brainwash him.
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Naaaaa, that's just the power of strange vagina..or the strange power of vagina, if you prefer. The Vadge of Madge..no one escpaes.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

That is right DD. This guy was already a known cheater. He was caught with a stripper from Scores while in Toronto. His wife threatened to leave him but instead they had a baby (the one that is like three months old). Madonna stopped by and hypnotized him with her long ass booger picker, and while he was distracted by the red string she tickled his prostate and bewitched him.
Besides his wife looked like a real muscular and mean bitch, so he likes the type.

Anonymous said...

who delivered the letter, a Knight on a dragon? Do people still profess their love with handwritten, evidence confirming letters?

Anonymous said...

i wanna know why he hooked up with his current wife...she looks olderish and not very attractive...usually ball players (pun intended) have very attractive women...

Anonymous said...

Who cares what his soon-to-be EX wife looks like?! She's about to be PAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

LOL!
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Misstiajournal; Actually she's a very attractive gal.. a 'Sandra Bullock' type.
This is just a reeeally horrible pic.

Anonymous said...

The only real love A-Rod has is for himself.